Ready To Pack

No I'm not talking about lickin' of shots dahhnn sauff (that's street speak innit) for the next 6 weeks I shall blogging on my new travelblog along with my travel chum Random Acts of Violets. Link supplied in the bit of blog that links things.

Oh god this is good.

Real To Reel

My darling, darling friend is always telling me I should blog more "you're quite funny when you post", I know I used to do it all the time but these days I find I have to go in spurts - like this evening for example.

Anyway he's done a big blog on his...er... blog of some of his favourite film quotes, so I thought I'd follow suit, can you guess them?

"I like it, I like it a lot"

"Hans Brix? Oh no"

"You can cook right?""Your father seems to think so"

"I'd give anything to be able to do that with a ping pong ball"

"My life's as good as an Abba song"

"Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my"

"Suck that bitch"

er okay so I got carried away and couldn't actually think of many on the spot, but I will, sometime.

Trick of the Light

Couldn't help but notice during a casual glance of the new Armani ad featuring David Beckham the other week how different his body appeared, compared to all other shirtless pictures of him.

I think he's been touched up and I want to know who by. Bastards. So with this in mind I decided to try and find some pictures on the internet for comparisson (I felt certain I would find them there), it was almost like it was written into history (of internet explorer ed: you really should use firefox it's a far superior browser REALLY oh yes it has far less bugs than IE). So 2 pictures in one hand - er - file and mouse in the other. I just casually threw them together in photoshop and posted them here to seek you; the humble readers' opinion.

SO? Has Beckham had surgery? Been photoshopped onto a models body? or, C none of the above?

Stop The Presses

My love for the Eurovision has finally made the national press. Admitedly I was prompted to write because some misery failed to see the joy of the whole thing (they'd been upset by Irelands entry - a turkey singing 'Ireland Douze Points'), but nethertheless here I am! ... and then this happened the following week, I discovered I was not alone... kinda: