Gaylords Say 'No'

It's so very nearly over - it's not but it nearly is. I tried so very hard not to count the days but it's official - today I...

I was going to title this entry Lions and Tigers and Bears oh my, but that would be a lie, there were no tigers or bears. If I'd called ...

Well I decided to head out on a tour of the Soweto township on my morning off, it seems ridiculous to be in a country and be protected from ...

Well it's been a manic first week - hence the lack of posts. Having arrived and launched straight into work on a system that I needed s...

Well I’m finally here having endured my worse fear in the air, a plane full of Dutch people – well alright I’m not actually a ‘Dutch-hater’,...

...my arrival in South Africa. Ah how quickly life moves on suddenly it's World Cup time again and 4 years have flashed by, what have I ...

Okay I’ve been here a week now and not seen one boat race, most of the printed media and secondary broadcast media, ie any other tha...

So yet again racing has been cancelled, this time 'ooh the waves are a bit big' it's pathetic, it's beautiful and sunny here...

Well what can I say, it's Monday, I'd like to say more has happened over the weekend but it's mostly been work, work, work! 12 h...

Well here I am in Valencia, it's not a jolly holi' this time though, this is work baby and it's serious business. Pictured is th...

Well that inevitable moment has arrived, I'm leaving, what happened on the last day I hear you ask? Not too much, a temple, the Royal Pa...

Now I always thought I'd be the sort of person that couldn't be surprised, I thought perhaps I'd know what people were up to - w...

Having a birthday in January has traditionally meant bad weather, well it's summer season here and I'm really enjoying a sunny birth...

Well I've arrived in Siem Reap, not quite sure how. My mind seems to be a blank, something about a dead fish? The experience is one I...

This story is based on actual events, the names of the people have been changed to protect the innocent. I awoke uncharacteristically early...

Well reading back yesterdays post I can tell how tired I was, I skipped most of the detail from the afternoon and some of the paragraphs see...

So day 3 of 3 has arrived, again at 5.45am. I've been keeping notes of the days events as we've been out of communication, but no ph...

The early start arrives, but not for want of more sleep. Breakfast in most of the places we've stayed consists of a loaf of very light b...

A few days to acustomize to Vietnam and we're ready to get on the road, courtesy of the same company we toured with yesterday we're ...

Well I was up obscenely early this morning after very little sleep in my hot and clammy cell, only to find that breakfast consisting of a lo...

Well since evening has struck and my friends have gone to bed and I'm frankly far too scared to venture out on my own, I thought perhaps...

Well here I am, fresh of the plane in mental Saigon (officially Ho Chi Minh City or HCMC) I was very grateful to see Rich and Lucy in arriva...

Well actually it's got nothing to do with briefs at all. It's just I'm in a weird point of transit in Bangkok! With an hour to b...

In case you didn't know, I'm suffering at the moment, I mean REALLY suffering. It's serious, I've had to take time off work ...

I've just been reading about the 'amazing Sweatz Vest' on Amazon, intrigued I read one of their customer reviews of the product:...

As if that freakish baby I saw in the Sunday supplement wasn't enough, this is what I saw Christmas shopping a few weeks ago. Vacuum-pac...

Just in case you needed proof that I actually have entered Sven into the Eurovision competition for next year, here it is, 100% genuine I pr...

Yes, yes, yes, I know I've ranted about them before, but... It's pissing it down in London this morning and the brolly brigade are o...

Look at this frightening thing being advertised in one of the weekend supplements, it's not so much the picture as the description that ...

I know I probably shouldn't even be posting this and I've deliberately not included a picture (trust me it would have been gross). I...

Hands up who wants Sven to represent the UK in Moscow at the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest? Okay, okay, settle down class, while rumours abou...

Not that I imagine anyone else reading this will care a bean, but this week has been a week of firsts for me in the gym. Three sessions, in...

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, this is why. I really love it when a storm is brewing, great for brushing the cobwebs away as well!

Just seen on the menu at a cafe 'Man-Wich'. Just walked away with a slap around the chops.

Never before has the phrase 'Credit Due where Credit's Due' fitted more literally than it does in this little slot here, let me ...

I found myself with some time to burn in Milton Keynes last weekend (don't ask), so I decided to have a little mooch around the shops, ...

I'm totally freaked out this morning, just merrily walking along listening to Elton singing 'Are You Ready For Love', as it rea...

Need I say more..... (Matt comments please!)

Saw this wonderful sign at a local pub the other week. Well I'm sure you can all read what it says, all written on a bed sheet too.

Either this was the worlds most stupid terrorist on the tube this morning or just some poor buggers complimentary corporate convention backp...

I am currently been driven to the brink of insanity by a bloody mosquito (me on the brink now that's a worry, just how far is that exact...

... to my great buddy Smahman, who now has an ickle Smahboy. Congratulations and jubilations etc, etc....

Well I showed my true gay colours in the pub last night and I'm proud of it. I was in a pub owned by a friend-of-a-friend, clearly strai...

Alright don't ask me how, I mean it's probably a fad or something, but in the last few weeks during the journey home, I've just ...

God went into the kitchen this morning, actually it wasn't God it was me, well I mean as far as I know it was me, and saw two cups of th...

Well I can't begin to explain how exhausted I am after the amount of work I've done this week, now I know how this quarry feels, men...

I've been invited by the people I'm working with at the moment to take part in their fantasy football league, straight boys play tha...

Has anyone else heard that MTV are planning to remake The Rocky Horror Picture Show, with new songs and everything. Disgraceful, you never m...

To all my adoring blog readers, I'd welcome any suggestions for any more songs I can create dodgy lip sync videos to! In case anyone doe...

Anyone else seen that program advertised 'Designer Vagina'? What a bunch of twats.

Happy left-handed day. We are a unique, creative, and talented bunch, apparently, more left-handed people pass their driving test first time...