Gaylords Say 'No'

...more commonly mean 'Yes'

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Cherish The Thought

Look at this frightening thing being advertised in one of the weekend supplements, it's not so much the picture as the description that accompanies it, as follows completeley unedited:

'The beauty of God's handiwork takes our breath away, as we marvel at the details in this newborn baby girl's exquisite face... her delicate wisps of hair... her long, supple fingers... her tiny, wrinkled feet. Still slightly flushed from the miracle of birth, she snuggles happily in your arms and waits for you to give her a name. Then all you need to do for her is... Cherish her.'

I mean seriously what the f**k, who is this crap being targetted exactly? Even more frightening is who the f**k is actually buying this shit. What dark hole in their life is this masking, I would say filling, but no way, this is for someone with 'issues' and some shitty little doll ain't gonna fix that I'm afraid!

1 Comments:

At 3:38 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have several of those adorable little babies. What are you, some kind of little baby hating freak! Neither I, nor my husband find your jokes about our under age daughter to be funny!

-Sarah Palin

 

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