Left to Rights

Did anyone else know it was national left-handed day yesterday, no of course you didn't 'cos you're all dirty right-handers and don't care about us 'lefties'. Filth.

http://www.lefthandersday.com

Apparently 58% of all left-handers think they are more intelligent than right-handers, well I suppose we've got to defend ourselves somehow. We're more creative and apparently better looking than our righty counterparts, I have to say I agree, I enjoy nothing more than oggling at myself in the mirror for hours on end! Narcissism anyone?

So statistically I'm quite unique, gay and left-handed (there's the autobiography title right there) 1in 10 times 1 in 10, er what is that, well a lot anyway. Oh god I'm bored, now where is that mirror....