A Snake In The Grass...?

Yes I know it's been the best part of 2 months since I got back from Germany. My abscess now completely healed. But my blog is still rather new. Besides which this is a bizarre story I feel the need to share.

Now this particular hotel in Frankfurt was obviously popular with business travelers and those wanting to hold a function, say a wedding for example. We, as the former, had a designated office room from which we all worked. This room was on the ground floor of the hotel, so it was easy for us to nip out into the garden, just outside our room, whenever we felt the need for a quick break.

We'd been there a good few weeks when 'the wedding party' checked into the hotel, all the boys on the crew (present company excepted of course) were getting quite excited at the sudden influx of beautiful young German girls hanging around. Unfortunately the boys were unable to join in with the festivities, so it was back to work.

The following Sunday morning when we went to take our first break from work we were presented with the most extraordinary sight. There, glistening in the morning light, laying serenely amongst the dew drops and grass was a huge great dildo (pictured). We were in hysterics. It was only upon closer inspection that we realised 'the scene' we saw before us was more horror than humour.

What we saw was a scene that can only be described as a hideous cross between CSI and Anal Talisman 5. Honestly, someone should have cordoned off the area there and then. A second dildo (a second I mean that's just greedy), a bottle of lube and a small bag of some unidentifiable substance were all noted.

This is not a tale of German wedding debauchery, it's a story of waste. The person I feel for most in this story is the poor handyman from the hotel who had to remove the 'items' from the scene. What do the Germans get up to at their weddings? There's some compelling evidence to suggest it's not line dancing.